Wise cracks

[mr j]

Fun? Well, I have a casino host. How many here also have one? NOTE: I did not seek her out, she came to me.

Ken

[MickyP]

I said fun not brag...lol

Why do you think she zoned in on you?

[mr j]

High BRs. Pit will call hosts over to see if I need "things". I never do but its nice that they are there if needed. I started out (years ago) with just a HOST, then they bumped me up to an executive host.

[MickyP]

Sweet, I only get KFC but this is Africa...

[mr j]

I think after that is a senior host? (top top host position)

[MickyP]

Ken, is this a serial joke? I bet you also get KFC but from the corner outside the casino on your way home.

I know casinos take care of big spenders but do they do the same for big winners? If you're not losing then you are costing them money.

[MickyP]

Stick to the theme of the thread. I know casinos take care of big BR players so no need to throw your chicken bones to the rookies.
Good night all.

[mr j]

Perks regardless of winning OR losing. I eat/drink FREE there from my comp points. They offer other goofy free things I dont need/want. Show tickets (I dont care), free hotel stays (I live 15 minutes away).

They seem to think this is LV or something. They are good people but if I want something, I'll simply buy it on my own (other than food/drinks). There are THREE ways to eat free here if you are a decent baller. Your comp points, an overall comp, free plays on the slots which I have a GREAT way of redeeming money from.

Ken

[mr j]

Stick to the theme of the thread. 

I was typing when you posted this, sorry.

[mr j]

WISE CRACKS >> I like my women like I like my wine.16 years old and locked in the basement.

[BlueAngel]

I've had a look at member stats and the patterns are amazing. Definitely bias showing for time that should be spent with the wife.

Uninterrupted blue is a strong indication of either being single or suffering from insomnia.  Talking about this,  I filled in a medical from the other day and one of the questions was: Have you or any member of your family suffered from a mental illness? I answered, No, we all seem to enjoy it.

Here is one for Scepticus, "I was diagnosed with multiple personality disorder but I guarantee you, WE are okay now."

Anything else you want to learn about me?

I didn't expect that this would reach a personal level.
We might have arguments regarding roulette, but I've never bothered with anyone's personal life, especially for a forum member which I don't know personally.

[MickyP]

The thread is "wise cracks"; a fun thread. I used myself in two of the jokes I shared. Nothing serious and not true about me just so that you know. The stats and the blue line. ..I was using my own stats as a reference.

I don't need to know anything about you that you haven't shared already. It's a roulette forum not an FBI investigation.

Lighten up.

[BlueAngel]

I do have a chronic "cyclic" sleep disorder, this condition is not common insomnia, it is when the sleeping time moves half hour to 1 hour later each and every day.
I believe you can imagine the consequences of such condition to someone's life.

[Greek]

When I said I had 40 years experience, a little misguided, 39 years and a half.

No, I don't have the Holy Grail. I have the Goose that laid the Golden Egg.

[BlueAngel]

When I said I had 40 years experience, a little misguided, 39 years and a half.

No, I don't have the Holy Grail. I have the Goose that laid the Golden Egg.

So I believe it has never failed you (?).